SHUT DOWN THE PORTS!!!…..erm, the airports, that is.
Remote Island Village May Have Swine Flu Outbreak...
Proof
Positive proof that, despite all the attempts from GeoCities to FaceBook to make the internet easy for the common man to control, the internet is still run by old nerds.
Searching for "gopher" on google and choosing "I'm feeling lucky" returns:
A protocol for handling information requests that has not been in common use since the *first* George Bush was in office, named thusly because the task it performs (to go 'fer things) sounds somewhat like the word gopher.
NOT.A.REAL.FREAKING.GOPHER....

I get no respect...
Is that BlueSteel? Or Magnum?
This model has really found his niche. One of the key elements of the Hedgehog principle is finding the things that ignites your passions, utilizes your strengths and drives your economic engine. This guy has truly embraced that, and serves as an inspiration to all of us.
Bonus points for noticing how he subtly mixes it up in some of the later pictures...
Second Bonus- great comment in the source:
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