Positive proof that, despite all the attempts from GeoCities to FaceBook to make the internet easy for the common man to control, the internet is still run by old nerds.
Searching for “gopher” on google and choosing “I’m feeling lucky” returns:
A protocol for handling information requests that has not been in common use since the *first* George Bush was in office, named thusly because the task it performs (to go ‘fer things) sounds somewhat like the word gopher.
NOT.A.REAL.FREAKING.GOPHER….
I get no respect...